Paul, that sounds awful.

Might I give one piece of advice? When it starts to go, let it go. Better yet, shave it. I happen to think that you’d look pretty cool with a buffed head. You better get a tattoo, sleeveless leather jacket, a motorcycle, and a goatee. Yes, I think that is exactly the recipe for a major mid-life crisis.

I made a promise to myself that if it ever goes, I was going to shave it. No toilet bowls, widow’s peaks, or combovers for me.